Why the Sun Needs To Go

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Written by Nelson Cumming

After living on this earth for over twenty years and have experienced over twenty summers I have finally had enough. The sun has got to go!

The reason for this is that while the sun has sustained life, it has been a bit off-kilter for the last couple of years. It is the main cause of skin cancer, heat exhaustion and heat stroke that have claimed thousands of lives.

The worst of it is that I get uncomfortable with the heat and humidity when I go outside. That was the straw that broke the camel’s back.

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Australians in Summer

Since the sun is a star, I believe that if we replace our sun with a slightly smaller star. That way it will still generate enough heat and energy to reach the earth while not being terribly cold to freeze us to death.

The plan is to throw the sun out of orbit and bring a new star into our planetary system. I got inspired by the movie The Incredibles to recreate Syndrome’s zero point energy remote. That way the sun could be thrown out of the solar system and into the other areas of the galaxy.

After the sun has been ejected, we use the remote to bring back another star and just place it where the sun was. The star will make the planet’s great again. That will reduce the likelihood of skin cancer, heat exhaustion and humidity in the air on not only Earth but for the rest of the planets.

For what it’s worth, we owe it to the sun, for without it, there would have been no day. But there is a time in everyone’s life where we need to retire. Therefore, I think it’s time, to bid the sun farewell. The sun will collect his papers at the door and leave in peace.

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